Oh. My. God. Saw on facebook an advertisement of sorts for a gold dildo that looks like the singer in the band Ghost... It's an extremely rare, limited edition merchandise. Although it doesn't say how many items they have available. I want it so bad... but it costs freaking 90 euro. I do NOT have 90 euro just laying around that I can spend on that. Why...? Also, of course it's made to look like Papa Emeritus II, which is by far the hottest one of the three singers they've had so far. I have issues... really, really difficult for me to just not buy it. I mean I'm not even that huge of a fan, but... gah... I bought it. It's official, I'm crazy.
Oh look, it's that magic time of the night for stupid decisions again: 3 am. Really I can't stop laughing at myself, this is hilarious. It was also fun reading the comments on facebook for the link to the webshop to buy it. A lot of people wanting their partners to buy it for them as a Valentine's gift. Most of them guys.
Am I getting comfortable with my sexuality yet? I will sooo have take a picture of me posing with it in a half sexy kinda pose when it's arrived and post it on tumblr. Not sure if facebook would have that kind of stuff reported or not, so probably not post it there. But yeah, that'll be fun. And I'm trying to decide if I would actually, you know... use it. I mean it feels wrong to shove something so expensive and precious up my ass, yet it feels equally wrong to buy something so awesome with that purpose and not even use it. I can't decide.
Yeah I'm a dirty guy and I'm not afraid to admit it anymore. I'm still laughing, by the way. Finally stepped over line of crazy when it comes to online shopping. Been waiting for this beautiful moment.
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